The Unwritten Rules of Men's Room Etiquette...Now Written! -- Survey

1. If you walk into a bathroom with the intent of using a urinal and find that, of the five urinals present no. 1, 4, and 5 are being used, what do you do?   Take the second urinal.   Take the third urinal.   Use a stall/leave the restroom.   Choose the urinal closest to the most attractive man in the room. 2. If you walk into a bathroom with the intent of using a urinal and find that, of the six urinals present no. 1, 5, and 6 are being used, what do you do?   Take the second urinal.   Take the third urinal.   Take the fourth urinal.   Choose a stall/leave the restroom. 3. If there are five urinals—the first is in use and the fifth is a lower “children’s” urinal—which do you take?   Urinal no. 3   Urinal no. 4   Urinal no. 5 4. Do you eat while using the restroom?   Always.   Sometimes.   Never. 5. Do you fold or wad your toilet paper?   Fold.   Wad. 6. When you have a choice you prefer to wear:   Boxers.   Briefs.   Boxer-briefs. 7. When using a public urinal you:   use your zipper.   unbuckle your pants. 8. What do you prefer to do when you use the crapper?   Read.   Do a crossword puzzle.   Examine your surroundings.   Daydream. 9. The only situation in which I will talk with another guy in the restroom is…   if it's a close personal friend.   if they talk to me first.   I initiate conversations in the restroom.   I never talk with other men in the restroom. 10. Under what circumstances do you make physical contact with other men in the restroom?   Never.   Only if it's unavoidable.   Only if they want to shake my hand.   I seek out other men and shake their hands. 11. When peeing at the urinal, what do you look at?   The wall/urinal.   Your Johnson.   Stare through the wall.   Alternate through all of the above. 12. I _____ wash my hands after using the stall.   always   sometimes   never 13. I _____ wash my hands after peeing.   always   sometimes   never 14. I think you should wash your hands if someone sees you leave one of the stalls.   Yes   No 15. I think you should wash your hands if someone sees you using a urinal.   Yes   No 16. I don’t think you need to wash your hands if you’re careful and nobody sees you leaving the stall.   Yes   No 17. I don’t think you need to wash your hands if you’re careful and nobody sees you zipping up.   Yes   No 18. Do you play urinal games?   Yes   No 19. Do you know what urinal games are?   Yes   No 20. Is it ever ok to use a stall with no door? (i.e. all the stalls are missing doors, having to go really badly, no one else is there)   Yes   No 21. When all the urinals beside you are being used and there is another gentleman waiting directly behind you to pee, do you find it difficult to get started and/or finish.   Yes   No 22. Are you comfortable farting while using the john when another man is in the restroom?   Yes   No 23. Have you ever spoken to someone on your cell phone while using a public restroom?   Yes   No 24. Have you ever text messaged someone on your cell phone while using a public restroom?   Yes   No 25. Have you ever spoken to someone on your cell phone while using your bathroom at home?   Yes   No 26. Have you ever text messaged someone on your cell phone while using your bathroom at home?   Yes   No 27. Write a witty remark that you might toss off in case you accidentally walked into the women's restroom: 28. Please answer the following questions as honestly and accurately as possible: Imagine a bathroom with five stalls, five urinals, and five sinks. Aside from you the bathroom is entirely empty. How would you react if…   ------------------ 29. …You are using urinal no. 1 when another man enters and, instead of choosing another stall or urinal, waits behind you in order to use yours? 30. …You are using stall no. 5 when another man enters and, instead of leaving, uses stall no. 4? 31. For the following situations there are other men in the restroom with you. How would you react if…   ------------------ 32. …Another man brushes up against you as you are using the urinal? 33. …Another man touches your shoulder or back with his hand as you are using the urinal? 34. …Another man stares at you as you are using the urinal? 35. …Another man talks to you while you are using the urinal? 36. …Another man talks to you while you are using the stall? Current Results