| 1. | Coz that sounds stupid! |
| 2. | Because of the meese. They screwed everyone. Fucking meece... |
| 3. | The rules for making the plurals of these words aren't the same. |
| 4. | Fuck if I knew... |
| 5. | 'Cause the english doesn't make much sense sometimes and some person somewhere said it was houses... |
| 6. | I don't know, especially since the plural of "louse" is "lice." |
| 7. | It is you twit. People are just resistant to admiting they have been wrong for so many years. It is common. You want to be known for something, start calling them hices. "Wow, look at all of those beautiful hices!" People would never forget that. |
| 8. | Because the English language is full of inconsistities. |
| 9. | I think it's somehting to do with mutating plurals and the willfulness of the English to make it difficult for foreigners to learn. |
| 10. | Coz it ain freak ass!! lol |
| 11. | Because English was created, established and theorized by Tony Blair and Rip Taylor. (Yes...Tony Blair is part robot. Didn't know that? I'm going to stop all this Tony Blair bullshit. I just...I just hate him sooooo much, Betchy.) |
| 12. | You're expecting English to make sense? |
| 13. | You mean it isn't? Because, you know, the plural of louse is lice, and spouse is spice, and grouse is grice, and Scouse is Scice. |
| 14. | Well, considering the fact that I call all mice mouses and all geese gooses, then the plural of house is just fine with me. |
| 15. | good question |
| 16. | That's a question that keeps me up at night. I ponder it while staring at my belly button lint. |
| 17. | LOL. extremely good question. How about instead of "blouses," "blice?" |
| 18. | Because English people are crackheads |
| 19. | it's the man keeping us down? why is the plural of tomato tomatos, but potato is potatoes? or did i get that backwards? why are plurals so confusing all together! |
| 20. | Because they English language was invented by a bunch of knobtwats... haha, just kidding. |
| 21. | because it doesn't roll off the tongue. Speak German, we're organized AND consistent. |
| 22. | cuz you're a slut. |
| 23. | Because posh people live in a "hice"! If the plural was hice too, it would confuse the buggers! |
| 24. | Lol, I've never thought about it.. um, because it sounds funny? I don't know!! |
| 25. | I think that is a mystery for the ages |
| 26. | Like louse is lice? Hmm... good question. |
| 27. | Because it sounds fucking retarted |
| 28. | It is the plural of house if you speak like the queen |
| 29. | The English language is the most complex language. |