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30 votes total
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| are you? |
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male (2) |
 7% |
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female (27) |
93% |
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| how old are you? |
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under 16 (0) |
0% |
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16 -20 (2) |
7% |
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20-25 (10) |
34% |
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25-30 (10) |
34% |
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30-40 (6) |
21% |
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over 40 (1) |
3% |
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| where are you from? |
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UK (5) |
17% |
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USA (20) |
69% |
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Europe (0) |
0% |
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Asia (0) |
0% |
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Australia (1) |
3% |
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Africa (1) |
3% |
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Other (2) |
7% |
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| tell me a funny memory of yours |
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| | 1. The night of the blue aftershock tower and the night of the sailor...
"This is the most money I have had on my head, inculding the time i tried to pile pound coins on top of it!!" |
| | 2. I forgot. Oh yeah. There was this time when stuff happened. To someone else. And it was funny and I laughed. Because it was SOOOO funny. And I think I let out a little bit of wee. But I guess you had to be there... |
| | 3. I wanted to do some satelite surfing in my room, so I grabbed the remote and hit the "guide" button. Nothing happened. I kept hitting that button, and still nothing would happen. I thought the batteries were dead, so I changed them. No change. It wasn't until a couple of minutes later that I releazed I had been using the wrong remote! I thought I was using the satelite remote, but instead I grabbed the one for my DVD player instead. |
| | 4. Too many to rememeber... |
| | 5. Cutting a day of High School and staying with my best friend at her house-we were watching Ricki Lake (talk show) and eating ice cream. As we're watching these "fat ladies who don't dress right" or something-My first with a mouth full of ice cream proclaims..."lookatthatfatbiotch" as ice cream splurts out of her mouth and we both burst into laughter... |
| | 6. I don't have a lot. Umm. Well, once in the first grade play I was the narrator. When I turned to speak into the microphone the set came down behind me and almost knocked me off stage. That followed me all the way to high school. Wasn't funny at the time but it is now. :) |
| | 7. This one time I was walking through a store with a friend of mine wearing a tank top. I put my hands on the inside of my shrit and started to rub my nipples and said, "I think I'll play with my nipples now" just as a woman walked around the corner. She heard and saw everything. It was one of the most embarassing yet funny moments in my life. Perhaps you had to be there. |
| | 8. This is sad but I really can't remember anything funny. Maybe because it's so early. |
| | 9. *complete blank* umm...
When I was learning to drive my driving instructor was nuts, and we used to have to go round the side of a reservoir most days. He tried to convince me that the sheep on it had legs longer on one side than the other, so there were clockwise and anticlockwise sheep, and they could only go one way... also that there were uphill sheep who when they got to the top had to do roly poly's to get back down again. I ended up laughing so much that I started to cry and we had to pull over for a good five minutes.
I think you had to be there...
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| | 10. Craig and Dan in the saem night inthe car park!!! lol |
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| Tell me how you found my diary |
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| | 1. You told me about it! |
| | 2. Fate. Yes. Fate. The internet led me to you... |
| | 3. I clicked on your diary name in someone's buddy list. |
| | 4. I'm not entirely sure, but I do know that once I read it- I was hooked! |
| | 5. A link from another diary, not sure who. |
| | 6. Clarity25 linked it. |
| | 7. Hmmm, that my dear, is one of the questions that will plague man for years and years to come. I think we met through JJ. or failing in that, abittergirl. |
| | 8. I think that you found me. I thought you were from Austrailia for the longest time. I wonder why. |
| | 9. I think you linked to me, but I was kind of aware of you and had read a bit before because we have lots of diaries in common! |
| | 10. You told me about it!!! |
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| What is you most fave song of all time? |
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| | 1. AHEM
Black Velvet - Alanna Miles
Wind Beneath my wings - Bette Midler
Last night of the world - Miss Siagon
Tell me on a Sunday - Tell me on a Sunday
More than Words - Extreme
Suddenly - Lionel Ritchie
Everytime - A1
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| | 2. oooh. "Driving with the Brakes On" Del Amitri |
| | 3. I don't have one. |
| | 4. "Girls just wanna have fun" by Cindi Lauper always lifts my mood.
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| | 5. "Prison Sex" by TOOL |
| | 6. All time? I have afairs with songs, I don't marry them, though I do have a couple CDs which are dear to me. |
| | 7. You look like gold to me by Ben Harper. It is so good. |
| | 8. Loveshack by the B52's :o) |
| | 9. Goddddd
Black Velvet, All About you! More than Words, Amazed lots!!! |
| | 10. ANYTHING by Brittney Spears. (kidding.) |
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| If you had to describe me in one word what would it be? |
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| | 1. Blue. Dabbadeedabbada. |
| | 2. *shrugs* |
| | 3. Fabulous! |
| | 4. bubbly |
| | 5. Just got here, sorry. I'd try if I even had an inkling of who you are. |
| | 6. Listless. |
| | 7. Quirky but in a good way |
| | 8. supercallafradgilisticexpialidocious? |
| | 9. Hilarious |
| | 10. minging |
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| How do you get to work everyday? |
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walk (7) |
21% |
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drive (16) |
48% |
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public transport (3) |
9% |
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other (7) |
21% |
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| Tony Blair is a complete tit? |
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yes (18) |
69% |
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no (8) |
31% |
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| Who would play you in a film? |
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| | 1. Jennifer Aniston - I can dream can't i?? |
| | 2. Definately Jimmy Rabbitte - The Commitments |
| | 3. I don't know. |
| | 4. Drew Barrymore - just coz I like her! |
| | 5. Maybe Sanaa Lathan??? |
| | 6. Eww. Drew Barrymore I suppose. |
| | 7. Why myself of course. I mean who could come closer to being me? If you have a better suggestion, let me know. |
| | 8. a young Julia Roberts or Catherine Zeta Jones, I get told I look like both of them all the time. I also get Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jennifer Gardner but who wants a B list celebrity to play them in a film? That's like asking for Tori Spelling to play me. |
| | 9. Nicole Kidman (oh, in my dreams....) or Drew Barrymore. Or maybe more likely Bella Emburg! |
| | 10. I'd like to belive Jenifer aniston and i am sticking to that!!! |
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| Who would play ME in a film? |
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| | 1. Lisa Kudrow - Ahhh Friends Theme |
| | 2. Kate Winslet.....**drool** |
| | 3. I don't know. |
| | 4. Cameron Diaz (you could be my partner in the new 'Charlies Angels'!) or Tara Reid (she's a party animal - like you are!). |
| | 5. That girl from "Less than Perfect". |
| | 6. ? |
| | 7. If I can play myself, you can do the same. I said play yourself, not play with yourself. Come on! This is a family survey! |
| | 8. Kate Bosworth |
| | 9. This is hard... maybe... Scarlett Johansson? |
| | 10. Cameron Diaz - We can all dream!!! lol |
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| Tell me one diary on diaryland that i dont already read and i should. and please tell me why |
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| | 1. Lemonsparkle...she rocks my world! |
| | 2. Go read Liquidhuman. She's one funny ass chickadee. |
| | 3. sunnflower (I enjoyed reading about the experiences she spent with other Diarylanders, and she's left me notes sometimes.) |
| | 4. supermom3604 - she's funny, witty and sarcastic...I love her writing! |
| | 5. toast crumbs-She's a really good describer and she makes you laugh...everyone needs laughter. |
| | 6. Hunterpoo. She's funny, a good mum and real. |
| | 7. "sallydallydo" - because i told you to. "biodtl" is pretty funny sometimes, but she cusses too much for most people to be able to read at work. |
| | 8. Joecartoon, he's hilarious when he updates. |
| | 9. Umm... Either Procrasto (scottish/canadian man, usually most amusing) or Kelsi, who I can't tell you why I think she's so great, but she just is. She's clever but rambly at the same time. She's one of my favourites :o) |
| | 10. DUNNO |
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| if the plural of mouse is mice, why is the plural of house not hice? |
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| | 1. Coz that sounds stupid! |
| | 2. Because of the meese. They screwed everyone. Fucking meece... |
| | 3. The rules for making the plurals of these words aren't the same. |
| | 4. Fuck if I knew... |
| | 5. 'Cause the english doesn't make much sense sometimes and some person somewhere said it was houses... |
| | 6. I don't know, especially since the plural of "louse" is "lice." |
| | 7. It is you twit. People are just resistant to admiting they have been wrong for so many years. It is common. You want to be known for something, start calling them hices. "Wow, look at all of those beautiful hices!" People would never forget that. |
| | 8. Because the English language is full of inconsistities. |
| | 9. I think it's somehting to do with mutating plurals and the willfulness of the English to make it difficult for foreigners to learn. |
| | 10. Coz it ain freak ass!! lol |
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| should i stop being such a slut? |
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| | 1. Never damn you and I never wanna hear you say that again you hear me!!! |
| | 2. You should not. Stop. Ever. |
| | 3. I didn't know you were one? |
| | 4. Hell no! |
| | 5. I don't think your a slut...if you feel you are you'll change your behavior. |
| | 6. Not if you're happy being a slut. |
| | 7. That my dear all depends on what you are looking for in life. By the simple fact you would describe yourself as a slut is distressing to me, for it implies you are not happy with where you are at in life and desire change, but have not done so. It seems you want a man to treat you differently than what they seem to, and to get that you might have to change how you treat yourself first. |
| | 8. Yes. Or no, just use a condom. If you are fine with it. So am I! |
| | 9. Nope. Good to explore and know what you do/don't like so you can make an informed choice later :o) That was my excuse :o) |
| | 10. Yes...but i am not going to! |
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| do you prefer it when my diary is |
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funny (22) |
30% |
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serious (11) |
15% |
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thought-provoking (never) (11) |
15% |
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opinionated (13) |
18% |
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regailing you all with drunken tales (17) |
23% |
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| finally, if my name wasnt Betchy, what would it be? |
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| | 1. Betcholater - Sent her to change the world for one lucky guy.. |
| | 2. it should be....um...erm....emmmm...eeeeeeem.... "Bananahammock" - yeah. Bananahammock. Ms Bananahammock. |
| | 3. Alicia |
| | 4. Oi...I'm not very creative! |
| | 5. I think I would have to see you to think of something else.... |
| | 6. I really like the name "betchy" for you. Although I will admit I've not read much so far. |
| | 7. How could you be anything but Betchy? Exactally. |
| | 8. full-of-heart? |
| | 9. I would probably call you treacle, but I'm like that :o) |
| | 10. Rebecca! |
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